Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
But break dance skills will only take you so far
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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