I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so explain again why im purple
no
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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