Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
