I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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