I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout