At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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