Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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