Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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