Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I love you. Go after that dick
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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