Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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