So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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