dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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