in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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