I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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