i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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