yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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