listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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