I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just cropdusted the office
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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