what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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