Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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