I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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