please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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