I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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