do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
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I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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