bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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