How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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