you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Can I color on your dick again?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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