what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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