Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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