just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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