Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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