What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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