my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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