I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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