And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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