He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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