? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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