My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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