Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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