I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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