belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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