Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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