11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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