And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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