ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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