the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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She bit a glass in half.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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