it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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