is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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