I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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