Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.