i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Randomize
