this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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