I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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