I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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